Monday, June 24, 2013

Da-ishi, the one choice to have as a wife

FROM: ハロプロキャンバス
http://helloprocanvas.ldblog.jp/archives/29717670.html



1: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 20:32:28.01 0
Her cost performance when she's a girl friend should be good, and she probably won't spend too much after marriage, too

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 21:51:04.86 0
A wife that is stingy on the water bills / electricity bills is the worst thing you could imagine

3: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 21:52:13.29 0
Da-ishi is a good wife who only saves up on her clothes

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 21:53:44.00 0
No worries to have her take care of the family finances

10: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 22:00:28.81 0
Don't choose your girl friend based on cost performance (laughs)



9: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 21:59:01
Da-ishi will be so happy even if you just buy her a coffee at McDonalds

11: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 22:02:20.80 0
To save the electricity bills, lights out at 9

12: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 22:03:57.82 0
Date course with Da-ishi: Drive to see the colored leaves, having food at local road station, buying her a souvenir gift from the station as a present.
Da-ishi cries from joy.

13: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 22:05:42.33 0
Saying water bills and gas bills are too much, Da-ishi asks you to go take the bath together every day.

15: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 22:12:15.03 0
Da-ishi uses the disposable chopsticks again and again

21: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 23:35:48.18 0
She won't budge a bit at quarrels...

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 23:39:10.63 0
It's a bit difficult when you ask for a cup of coffee and she gives you barley tea with milk. But I'd say thank you and drink it

29: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 23:41:48.09 0
She'd probably be happy with a date around a local diner or a cheap sushi-go-around.

30: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 23:42:29.00 0
At a local diner, she opens the menu, and says "What should we eat? Hmm, what shall we?", enjoying the moment wholeheartedly

37: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 23:59:17.01 0
>>30
Damn I want to marry her

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 23:43:54
If we hold a wedding, the groom's guests will be too few compared to the bride's... but I guess I'm going too much into the details

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 23:45:59
>>32
No worries, the professional planner will sort those kind of things out, and you could just have the friends come over at different parties

34: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/16(火) 23:47:13
I see, so things work out like that

47: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 07:49:40.92 0
If you marry Da-ishi, it'll probably be a big family

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 07:51:21.02 0
She's 16 next year, so if we can get things going till a bit passed 30, we could have 10 kids

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 09:33:38.47 0
A big family is fine, but don't forget you'd have to feed them (laughs)

55: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 17:36:36.60 0
>>49
If we had 10 kids, wouldn't things work out with child-care allowances and etc?

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 18:03:32.27 0
If you're a government worker with a housewife, and have kids the age of 18, 16, 14, 12, 10, 8, 6, 4, 2, 0:
Child-care allowances: 10,000 + 15,000 x 6 = 100,000 yen
Family allowances from work: 13,000 + 6,500 × 10 + 5,000 × 2 =88,000 yen
If you work in the government or a big company with good welfare, maybe it'll work alright (laughs)

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 18:15:36.45 0
Don't ruin our dream!

59: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 20:37:46.04 0
Does Da-ishi like children?

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 21:54:18.44 0
If you give birth, your boobs will grow at least somewhat

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 20:50:19.52 0
Without surprise, Da-ishi's children's cloths are also cheap ones

62: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/17(水) 22:02:03.68 0
And Da-chan starts to wear clothes handed down from her daughters once they become junior high

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 00:46:37.20 0
Husband and wife enduring the poverty, and letting the kids lots to eat, doesn't sound so bad

67: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 01:37:25
A girl where a song like Kandagawa fits very well. That is Da-ishi


69: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 02:45:59.61 0
Da-ishi complains so hard just because you left the lights on at the bathroom

73: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 08:24:01.61 0
You go to the horror movies and she clings on to you because it's scary, but you don't feel anything soft and sticking out

74: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 09:55:18
And sometimes cosplay


75: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 09:57:50.57 0
Da-ishi says "This is going to be a luxurious meal" as she opens a can of mackerel

76: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 09:59:38.96 O
Is Da-ishi the type to get jealous a lot? If so, that would be even cuter

78: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 10:15:21.51 0
Jealous or not, I think she won't listen to what you say! But cute

83: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 11:05:27.62 0
Me: ただいまー I'm home
Da-ishi: はいお帰りなさい Oh hi
Me: 安かったから買ってきたよ Bought these since they were cheap
Da-ishi: あらタコ焼きおいしそう! Wow Takoyaki, looks delicious!

85: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 12:25:40.71 0
Da-ishi and I, just nibbling cabbage without even working on a rainy day

86: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 13:09:28.35 0
We would go to old public bath houses nearby like this


87: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 13:15:20
Da-ishi doesn't care a bit about brand-name goods, so cute

88: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 13:36:39
So happy, even with the cheap and so-unfashionable clothes

89: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 13:54:57.24 0
The time calls for Da-ishi

90: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 15:17:57.03 0
Da-ishi fits well with the economic deflation period

91: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 15:21:26.61 0
Da-ishi comes home so happily with the items with "half-price" stickers from supermarkets

94: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 15:26:22.85 0
Da-ishi working part-time at supermarkets
Dinner consists of leftover food with employee discounts

101: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 17:38:53.72 0
Da-ishi being the one with the best moves at supermarkets all you can stuff sale

82: 名無し募集中。。。 2012/10/18(木) 10:43:46.22 O
I want to see Da-ishi's happiness, as someone that's closest to her

3 comments:

  1. somewhat creepy that some of these wotas are already planning the number of kids Daishi would give birth to :0

    actually, even though they like to call Mizuki an apartment wife, Daishi would actually make a better wife IMHO, she just gives off that vibe.

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    1. Well, this may be a bit shocking to you, but to the average Japanese, the term "団地妻 apartment wife" has a sort of lewd image that goes with it (at least those with age 50+ will relate to it). This is because there was a famous porn movie in 1970s that featured "団地妻 apartment wife". But I said "sort of lewd", because the image has gotten so standard it's more like a joke now.

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  2. The jokes about Ayumi being poor is one of the best things from H!P fans on 2ch XD

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