Things likely to happen if a random middle aged guy joined Morning Musume.'s formation dance

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1: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:27:26.34 0
Center all the way

2: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:28:45.60 0
Center all the way

4: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:29:01.83 0
Center all the way

6: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:29:07.90 0
Slips

25: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:32:14.55 0
Twist dancing in the edge of the stage

26: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:32:36.43 0
Exchanges glances with Reina at formation change and smiles at each other



27: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:33:08.54 0
Tsunku "12th member seems to be doing fine"

28: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:34:00.43 O
The guy and Suzuki comes from the left and right side of the stage to do a position change --> Doo is crushed in the middle and faints

31: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:34:44.13 0
Guy "I'm the type to support from the back lines"

32: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:35:04.44 i
If you see carefully, you notice that he's taken care of underarm hair

33: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:35:15.11 0
As the concert comes close to the finish, there is a strange stink in the air

35: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:36:10.98 0
Sato gorgeously evades the guy when changing formations

39: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:37:01.26 0

Guy "Hito mishiri suru no ga zannnen n..."
Sato "Don't get in my way!"

40: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:38:17.17 0
Tsunku "Your 16 beat still needs some work"

42: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:38:47.63 0
Guy's talking skills are smooth

45: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:41:50.71 0
Sayashi has him as a consultation partner

46: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:42:37.76 O
Michishige "Iikubo, tell us about the guy's good things"
Iikubo "Yes! The guy has 2 eyes, and he also has a nose and mouth!!"
Guy "..."

48: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:43:38.35 0
Michishige "Ikima..."
Guy"Shoi!!!"

49: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:44:59.79 0
Says no to Tsunku style singing

50: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:45:26.08 0
Does the "sonnano kanke-ne-" move really well compared to other moves

(27s-)

(1m12s-)

52: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:46:52.95 0
Tsunku "The guy has really matured recently. I'd like him to break his own limit by doing a ippatsu gag"

53: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:47:02.57 O
Instead of the WAO! after Kojima yoshio move in Brainstorming, he performs the Oppappi- and is isolated from the other members

57: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:49:37.82 0
Him being alone and ignored by other members in the making videos bring up a lot of discussions in Ookami threads
*Ookami: board on 2ch for Morning Musume topics

58: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:50:03.07 0

60: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:51:47.32 0
>>58
If we do this now, Maachan would laugh so hard she won't be able to sing

61: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:53:47.39 0
At first, there are so much criticism from fans, but as he uploads "well thought out" pictures of other members on the blog, the haters dissappear

62: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:53:57.84 P
Guy's blog is featured on Ookami threads, and is deemed interesting

64: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:54:52.03 0
Almost doesn't deteriorate at all

65: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/21(日) 23:55:41.44 0
Peace of mind is brought upon us by how Kudo and the guy is really doing well and is on good terms

68: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:00:04.23 0
Guy "This must be the famous Kuruma Gakari formation!"

70: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:01:54.17 0
Tsunku "Morning Musume. will evolve forever"

71: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:04:44.87 0
Sayashi "Guy, you're doing it wrong. Just do it right, will you?"

72: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:07:03.28 0
Mitsui "You sure you practiced?"

75: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:10:37.01 0
Dance teacher "Guy, you get out. We don't need you here."
Guy "No, let me try!"
Dance teacher "You said that yesterday, just go."
Guy "..."
(at home, on the computer)
Guy " 'Upfront is a really stupid company'... there"

77: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:12:23.66 0
Communication skills gained through the long business experience helps him with the gradual increase of fans at handshake events

78: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:13:16.19 0
Shuffle unit with Odachan, Zukki, and the guy - the low voice trio

81: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:15:01.57 P
In the new single's interlude Rihoriho and the guy perform an unexpected dance battle

84: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:16:21.51 0
Go Yoshida "Morning Musume of late is..."
Pres. Minewaki "They're challenging..."
*Go Yoshida, Pres. Minewaki

85: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:16:40.07 0
Ayacho goes to eat nabe with the guy

86: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:16:59.31 0
Wota "I can confidently say 'Morning musume is now more than an idol unit' "

87: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:17:15.08 0
Mysterious snacks are delivered to the backstage from the guy's parents

92: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:22:40.59 0
He works hard during the first half of the performance, but since it is seriously hard for him as it nears the end, so when there is a costume change, he does a guy change and has another guy take part for him

93: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:23:51.08 0
Does great in satoyama

94: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:24:44.83 0
Guy "So how about you Ishii san, will you dance with us in the next concert?"

97: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:27:49.27 0
>>94
Okay, I'm a guy hater now

95: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:25:23.09 P
The guy debut presentation FC event becomes a legend

96: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:27:12.02 O
Wotas say that his big hands, that know the hardships of work, have a much greater sense of supportive patience than the small hands of young girls

98: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:29:43.03 0
What will we do with the uniform (laughter)

99: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:30:13.95 0
Guy "Well, at first, when I joined Morning Musume some time ago, I think there were many people who didn't want me to join"
Wotas "No-!"
(applause from fans)

100: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:30:52.24 0
His talking skill unchallenged by other members gets him all the variety TV spots

101: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:31:36.29 0
Older than Tsunku

102: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:32:15.81 0
Not good at self photos

103: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:33:08.21 0
He's learned makeups from Risako, and it's fun to see how he's starting to refine over the years. Now a proud member of H!P, an radio show will start from May too

105: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:34:59.80 0
Me "Hey, the guy is the only one without closeup shots in the MV"

108: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:37:55.89 0
Hurts his knees

111: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:42:51.36 0
He was once a Berryz wota, so he has a lot of conflicts within himself

114: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:45:58.63 0
Appears abruptly instead of Odasaku's in Help me

117: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:47:43.15 0
Hai! I'm the guy, Morning musume 12ki member, 20th year working and 42 years old-!

119: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:50:09.59 0
First he starts out as a back dancer for Manochan

121: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:55:03.66 0
Guy members start to increase, and the moment you know it all the members except Kudo are middle aged guys

116: 名無し募集中。。。 2013/04/22(月) 00:46:44.17 0
He is spotted smoking cigarets at Nakano station after the H!P concert